You can e-mail Queen Ynci if you like, requesting  a royal audience.

Clicking here and here will show you the sort of evil, twisted, Women of Power, the Great One attended college with.

This will show you the demented genii of Her Augustnesses acquaintance.

To access the Superfluity's favourite Queendom bookshop click now, or to visit her best, (colonial), bookshop - do the clicking thang here - or a worthy FEH-MUH-NIST one, (also in the Queendom).

Other high weirdness may be accessed now

Read some of my Royal penwomanship here, or visit the Royal art gallery and view her Most High Meglomaniac's portraits, (plus a new link to Her Magnificence's Royally warranted leather emporium).

For the curious, who wish to investigate the spiritual tone of the Queendom, it is proclaimed that this is a Rational Tyranny. Should you wish to view the public ceremony, that by my most Royal Benificence you may copy and use to announce your own Atheism, download this.

Or you can visit my book list here, favourite music, and my favourite films

Royal Proclamation

All subjects shall wear woad.

Clan warfare is obligatory on demand.

The family Tartan is fluorescent madras.

Royal Floozies shall not: fight amongst themselves, indulge in petty squabbles with Royal Concubines, Porcupines, or similar, or throw tantrums - unless this be at the express command of their Awesome Mistress. (I do need a good laugh every now and again!)